December 2009
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10 Words You Need to Stop Misspelling - The... →
A story of a man who’s living 91cm away from his body. Must see!
BUZZ!
Santa Claus: Jesus, what's the matter?
Jesus: Oh nothing much.
Santa Claus: By the way, happy birthday!
Jesus: Thank you. I'm just a bit "jealous" of you.
Santa Claus: Jealous of me? Why?
Jesus: 'cause everytime my birthday's coming up you're the only one they look forward to.
will you come back?
Spongebob: What do you usually do when I'm gone?
Patrick: Wait for you to come back.