December 2008
14 posts
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Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater.
If you give her sperm, she’ll give you a baby. If you give her a house, she’ll give you a home. If you give her groceries, she’ll give you a meal. If you give her a smile, she’ll give you her heart.
She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her. So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of shit.
November 2008
32 posts
“Why was the strawberry sad? Cause her mother was in a jam!”
– (via katyperryblog)
“Avoid death, shop online.”
– Airbag - S-MART. (via aja)
“every time you think of me, we die, a little”
– prettymucheverywordwritten,spoken,heard,overheardfrom1989 by douglas gordon
currently at the guggenheim
(via nikography)